operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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