I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You took a bar mat shot.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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