i think my tv is drunk
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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