WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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