Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Randomize
