if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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