doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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