She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I just found a bag of teeth...
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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