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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom

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(513): View more from Ohio

theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"

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(313): View more from Michigan

I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot

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He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all

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(207): View more from Maine

At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.

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(705): View more from Ontario

I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.

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(425): View more from Washington

Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?

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