I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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