Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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