How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Man, jail baloney is awful.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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