belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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