it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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