"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I lost the right to judge tonight
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Randomize
