this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
is it fun? or sober?
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