i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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