I'd wear matching sweaters with you
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
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