Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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