I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
