Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
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when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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