If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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