Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
My vagina is very pro this idea
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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