One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
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