Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
