she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Randomize
