Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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