Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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