Jerry, you need to find god
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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