He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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