tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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