I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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