: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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