Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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