Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
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