I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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