Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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