Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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