it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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