Is it normal to miss your booty call?
from now on my penis is your penis
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
