chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I still have a little drunk in my system
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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