And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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