Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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