People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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