Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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