Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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