You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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