she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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