$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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