I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
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